"Hence the Melbourne Herald Sun's "mentally diseased" article pointing out that it appeared in a 'members-only version of The Watchtower.'"
Surely you do have the critical thinking skills to realize that a statement isn't true just because it appears in a Newspaper right? Honestly you are even worse than the Witnesses that you accuse of lacking critical thinking ability.
So how exactly can a study article be "members-only" when any random person can just walk in off the street on Sunday and get a free copy of the article for the meeting? It is not "members-only" at all, it is "meeting only." You can go through the study articles all you want (and heck even comment on it), you just have to come to the actual place where it is being studied and discussed.
"Teary that this is a pagan legend and could technically cause him to be disfellowshipped if discovered"
Quite a few elders have known that Teary uses the pen name "Oberon." But they really couldn't have cared less about it, because Teary told them the ACTUAL origin of it (which is not pagan at all).